is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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