i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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