everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
