Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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