it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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