There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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