You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Sex in the backyard? Check.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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