Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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