sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
only if we run a train.
done.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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