Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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