their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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