Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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