can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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