take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
