READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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