brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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