This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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