haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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