she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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