My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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