I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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