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  he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

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  engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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• It's not that you need an engineering degree, it's that him having an engineering degree makes it funnier.

  Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 21, 10 at 8:04pm

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• how is that efficient?

  Submitted by jaybram24 on Jul 21, 10 at 4:25pm

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• Engineers get you there faster. Hehe. It's a double entendre.

  Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:17pm

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• Feed them pretzels....

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:47pm

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• Speaking as a fellow engineer, so, so true... Lol

  Submitted by aimmi081 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:17pm

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• I lol'd, good one.\nthese Huge blacks dicks are making me firsty

  Submitted by Danny66 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:38pm

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• That sounds more like fashion major then engineering.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:39pm

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• yeah!! engineering!! haha, that's so great

  Submitted by motocrosschik7 on Aug 1, 10 at 4:21pm

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• Husbands day job is lead engineer on lg bridge project in san fran.. Told him of this post.. Hes considering the protective value of pillows vs rolls of bubble wrap n helmet... I need a pretzel.

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:55am

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• Firsty is an engineer too :)

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 5:28pm

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• As a trauma nurse FYI wear a helmet, we can fix bones not ur brain

  Submitted by jojo18 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:22pm

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• Fuck yes

  Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 12:23am

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• Unoriginal

  Submitted by kdd123 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:51pm

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• I'm an engineer. I fail to see what this has to do with trains though.

  Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 4:08pm

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• Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 3:36pm

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• Old people eat dry pretzels

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:44am

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• Haha that's what nerds do when the get "Drunk"

  Submitted by moop75 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:39pm

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  • Hell of a lot better than playing tonsil hockey with the 300 pound girl who has more facial hair than you do, before puking all over yourself.

    Submitted by archery126 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:43am

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• Rosamondmoonpie I have family near there. I'm supposed to visit them ten years ago. If I ever get there let's go have some nice warm fresh pretzels and stay firsty.

  Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:01am

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• Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 3:35pm

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• Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:50pm

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• Because you need an engineering degree to tape some pillows to your body. This person must be retarded.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 21, 10 at 3:57pm

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