I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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