When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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