is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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