I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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