It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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