sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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