Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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