I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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