After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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