i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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