I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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