My hair reeks of homosexuality.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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