Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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