im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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