oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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