She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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