her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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