That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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