Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
