Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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