I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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