What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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