I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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