Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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