We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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