It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
