Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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