Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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