So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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