My brain says no but my pants say off.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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