too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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