I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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