Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
