That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
