; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
what day is it and did you see me today?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
